The Evolution Game

Rule 77: If the Americans take offence, they must climb from their 'shopping carts' and recite all the words they spell differently to the British, whilst the British continue to pelt them with eggs.

Rule 78: As the British are being mean to the Americans, the Americans are allowed to through 3 eggs at the Britsh.

Rule 79: While all American players pelt the British with their three eggs, they must be blindfolded.

Rule 80: If the Americans miss the British, the British must throw an egg at the American who misssed.

tht doesnt make much sense but you get the picture!!

Makes perfect sense to me.

Rule 81: If the American gets hit with the British players eggs, they must do 100 push ups.

Rule 82: Eggs are henceforth banned from the game.

[I lost The Game]

Rule 83: Eggs may be banned from the game but, Cadburry Cream Eggs are not.

Ruel 84: Everyone must carry at least 5 Cadburys cream eggs with them at all times.

i luv them!!

So do I!!!

Rule 85: The cadburry cream eggs have to taste good and they cant' be melted.

Rule 85: Anyone caught melting the cream eggs will be punished.

Rule 86: The punishment is that you have to stand on your head and count to 100.

Rule 87: After standing on your head and counting to 100, you must do the Cancan in the middle of a public area.

Rule 88: While doing the cancan, you have to wear a pink tootoo and a "I'm with Stupid" tee shirt.

Rule 89: Anyone watching the personm doing the punsihment has permission to laugh and point at the person.

Rule 90: They may laugh and point at that person and throw rotten vegetables at them.

Rule 91: If you get caught with a tampon up your nose, = Detention.

Rule 92: If you get a detention, you have do the electric slide.

I'm wondering where this game has got to in my absence! Nose tampons?!?

Rule 93: If electricity is not available, the clockwork slide will do just fine.

The electric slide is a dance XD!!!! I know I was thinking the same thing. I don't know where she came up with the nose tampon thing.

Rule 94: If you can't do the clockwork slide, then you have to do the Cha Cha slide.

I know it's a dance, fool!

Rule 95: Cha Cha Slide can be used to transport yourself to the Field Of Dreams.

ooops!!! sorry, my bad. I wasn't trying to sound like b*tch. If I was, I'm very sorry!!!

Rule 96: In the Field of Dreams, you can only view your own dreams.

I know, you're not a b*tch, b*tch!

Rule 97: At least one of your dreams should include a lump of Edam cheese.

lol!!!

Rule 98: If your dreams don't have a lump of Edam cheese, then they have to be romantic dreams.

Rule 99: Rules in the 9 times table must be obeyed without fail.

Rule 100: If those rules aren't obeyed, then you have to put on a chicken costume and fight somebody.