The Evolution Game

Rule 27: Goofy hats can only be found in the chamber of the Key Of Knowledge.

Rule 28: When searching for a goofy hat in the chamber, you must have your boyfriend or girlfriend help you find it.

Rule 29: Boyfriends and girlfriends can only be brought into play when the player is less than 3 feet tall.

Rule 30: If the player is less than 3 feet tall, they have to sing "I'm a Little Tea Pot"

Rule 31- While the people less than 3 feet tall, sing 'i'm a little tea pot' you must dance around doing the kan kan

Rule 32: If there is less than one person present during the singing of 'I'm a Little Teapot', the kan kan can be substituted for the hokey kokey.

rule 33. If you do not dance the Hokey Kokey or the kan kan, you must jump in the air ans stay there for 3 mintues, yor else

Rule 34: In game time, 3 minutes is 3 hours.

Rule 35: When we say 3 hours, we mean stay in the air for 25 minutes.

Rule 36: To stay in the air for 25 minutes, you may not jump from an impossibly tall cliff or any other such jumping aid.

Rule 37: Jumping off of a large cliff may result in having peanut butter permently smeared into your hair.

Rule 38: The smearing of peanut butter ritual can only be performed by a Grand High Master/Mistress

Rule 39: Before you get the honor of having peanut butter smeared in your hair by the Grand High Master/Mistress you have to go streaking.

Rule 40: When streaking, the frying of bacon is required

Rule 41: When frying your bacon, you have to wear a Richard Nixon mask.

rule 42: while wearing the mask you must say a chant

Rule 43: You must chant The Simpsons theme song.

Rule 44: The Simpsons theme song AND the Hogwarts Song.




(hogwarts, hogwarts, hoggy warty, hogwarts)

Rule 45: After chanting the Simpsons theme song and the Hogwarts Song, you must take off your shirt and scream "I LOVE MONKEYS!!!!"

Rule 46: To scream "I LOVE MONKEYS!!!!!!!!" does not necessarily mean you actually do love monkeys, but if you don't you are expelled from the game.

Rule 47: If you are expelled from the game, the only way you could get back in is to go streaking while only wearing a George W. Bush mask.

Rule 48: Streakers are allowed 3 guesses at the Magic Riddle Of Death

Rule 49: Two of the three guesses are correct and with each correct guess you get to jump on a giant trampoline.

Rul1 50: When jumping on a giant trampoline, a psychedelic t-shirt is worn

Rule 51: The psychedelic t-shirt must say "Hogwarts Rules" is you are a Hogwarts student.